|| Zoe || She/Her || 14 ||
50% Supernatural, 25% random shit, 15% other fandoms, and a good 10% of me complaining about being single
While trying and failing to fall asleep last night, I had an idea about S14. So, Michael!Dean is on the loose. To kill him, they need an archangel blade and an archangel. If I remember correctly, they have a blade, but no archangel. But wait. Jack was drained of some of his grace, but not all of it. As soon as his grace renews itself, he calls for Gabriel, waking him in the Empty. Gabriel annoys the fuck out of the Empty using his kazoo and arsenal of tricks. The Empty YEETS him back to life. They give Gabriel the archangel blade and he goes to kill Michael. He succeeds, but kills Dean along with Michael. Now Dean is dead, but Billie/Death said that she would cast the Winchesters into the Empty. And who do we know who had the ability to wake people up in the Empty. My little Jackie boi. So, this way, Team Free Will 2.0 + Gabriel is alive and can relax for a bit. Go to a beach like Dean wanted and maybe discover love within their circle.
Sam: Oh, you think you’re being cute?
Gabriel: Bitch, I’m adorable!
FUCK ME (but not really since I’m ace)
If you follow me, you’ve probably noticed the uptick in Supernatural incorrect quotes. If you have a quote you want me to do, just let me know, and I can do that for you. Or do whatever you want, I don’t care
Gabriel: Good morning, Sam, you look beautiful today.
Sam: Good morning, Gab-
Gabriel: HAHA APRIL FOOLS!
Sam: Oh.
Gabriel: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY!
Sam, softly: Oh.
Anonymous asked:
1. I don’t drink either. If I had to pick one, I’d say coffee, but I’d rather have hot chocolate.
2. I love cats, but I love dogs too. Again, if I had to pick one, I’d pick cats.
3. Ha, you think I’m doing anything productive or beneficial, that’s cute.
Anonymous asked:
FUck, I thought I escaped this along with school. Uh, I’m gonna go with water is not wet, but it makes other things wet. Or you could say that water is wet and carries the ability to also make other things wet. Aw, fuck it, I don’t give a fuck.
Send me asks. Seriously, you wanna know what the scientific name for a tomato is? Ask me. You wanna know what my profile pic means? Ask me. You wanna know if I’m single? Well, you know that already, the answer is yes. Come on guys, ask me stuff and lift my spirits!
vesseltryingtosurvive
superapplepie
Told one of my friends that I unfriended my homophobic/transphobic uncle on facebook before coming out and they responded with “but how can you open his mind that way?” so just a reminder:
My job is to exist. My job is to be happy. My job is not to educate, I am willing to help you educate yourself, but above all else, it is my job to find peace that I’ve wanted for years. If someone does not make me feel good, why should I have to be a part of their life? I do not have to suffer so that others can grow. A blooming garden is not expected to keep it’s vines and weeds, so why am I?
